A Tiger Killed a sardar

A Tiger Killed a sardar in zoo.
A Monkey asked why did u particularly kill a Sardar in d Crowd?
Tiger : sala aadhe ghante se keh rha tha "itni badi billi.."

BEFORE MARRIAGE

BEFORE MARRIAGE
Boy : I have been waiting 4 dis day
Girl  : u want me to leave
Boy : No
Girl : Do u love me
Boy : Of course
Girl : will u ever cheat me
Boy : Never in my life
Girl : Will u evr  kis me
Boy : Every chance i get
Girl : Will u hit me
Boy : R u crazy
Girl : Can i trust u
Boy : yes
Girl : swthart

AFTER MARRIAGE
Ab niche se padhiye .